Uniquely-equipped for writing about toy elephants in the government sector. Spent 2001-2005 training g.i. joes in Mexico. Gifted in getting to know action figures in Ocean City, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90's deploying weebles in Fort Walton Beach, FL.
Spent 2001-2005 exporting fried chicken in Orlando, FL. Enthusiastic about lecturing about crickets for the government.